We’re deeply sorry for our absense, and apologize sincerely for not doing a better job of keeping you up to date.  The truth is, we’re just not very good business men!!  We need help!! We’re just a bunch of drunks and fuck ups!!  Oh the shame…the Humanity!!!! In other news we’re going back to THE HOUSE OF BLUES on June 8th, 2012...

March 9th, Sheboygan, WI… Pain. That’s what I felt.  At first I figured, “I like to drink! To have a good time!  This is gonna be awesome!”  Then slowly I realized everything around me wasn’t what it seemed.  Things got a little hazy and quiet, and then my eyes started to water, and then my nostrils flared and I almost gagged....

Playa’s, pimp’s, heffers, hulu hoo’s, hee haw’s and mark ass tricks… Thank GAWD it’s Friday!!!  Work has been brutal this week.  We’ve traded over a billion dollars in foreign currency, mixed a ton of shitty student records, and fudged a ton of bunk tax returns.  In addition we’ve also poured about 500 draft...

To the mindful and obsequious… Today being Thursday we feel it our duty to inform you of the host of activity that GREENSUGAR is involved in this weekend: TONIGHT:  Thursday, Feb. 16th, 2012.  There is rehearsal at the studio this evening at 7pm.  We are considering working on new material, and talks continue about transposing some of Bach’s later...

AWWWWOOOOOO!!!!   Howdy all you fine ass peoples out there!!  It’s January in Chicago and its COLD COLD COLD out there so bundle up and drink up and smoke up and make sure you tune in to what my boys in da Sugar are up to…and may it do ya fine say Thank ya… Check me out: Check out Parker Wednesday the 25th from 6-8pm doin his acoustic...

Happy New Year!! Right?  Why are we celebrating the changeover into the last year of our planets existence?  Seems confusing.  Hopefully though, if shit does hit the fan the world will start over in a type of Conan the barbarian type world (the new one) where we’ll just ride around marauding and jam for people and then cut their heads off if they...

Awwwwooooooooooo!!!!!!! That’s my greeting howl. Dig it. So we made it! Another successful year! We all made millions of dollars and traveled the world doing the thing we love! Gosh what an experience…just some random thoughts on our last tour of the year… When playing to room full of people concentrating intensely on their own works of art,...

Have you ever noticed that people will take every opportunity to tell you how they think you should stick to the rules, but then the next minute they go ahead and break a bunch of em on their own?? Evidently it depends on WHICH rules you break.  For instance, One of our band members steals an extra bag of chips EVERY TIME he goes to Subway. And another member...

Happy Holidays campers!! As we motor on towards the final year of the Earth’s existence, we thought we’d bring you a hidden gem that until now has not been released to the general public.  Posted here, for the first time, is an interview with Terry the Turkey.  Terry was a local Turkey from the woods of Eastern Massachusetts…circa...

Hello!! Do you have your costume all ready?  Got all your plans organized for where the weekend?  Is your pad decked out in case some lovable small children stop by and ask for candy?? BARF!! All you need to know is this:  Our costumes rule, and tonite we’re down on the south side @ Chucks Voodoo Lounge jammin in full regalia from 10pm til 1am, and...